My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
- My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
- this would be hilarious for me because when people ask me if i speak german i always say no, which is true, but i can understand everything you are saying in german EVERYTHING
whats perfect about jack harkness is he doesnt hit on everyone because he has low standards he just really thinks everyone is hot
#always remember #no matter who you are #or where you are #or what you think of yourself #captain jack harkness thinks you’re hot #and would most likely #should the oppurtunity present itself #fuck you
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate