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phyxiated:

rainbowcranes:

Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”

On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 

Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. 
I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 

This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.

Im crying oh my god

capslockapocalypse:

allons-y-superwholock83:

I feel like this wasn’t actually scripted. Just that Jim didn’t like the original line and he wanted to try it again and they just kept it in the movie because its funny and Jim is awesome and his face in the last gif

^ it wasn’t scripted. he wanted to redo it and he stayed in character and they did keep it
capslockapocalypse:

allons-y-superwholock83:

I feel like this wasn’t actually scripted. Just that Jim didn’t like the original line and he wanted to try it again and they just kept it in the movie because its funny and Jim is awesome and his face in the last gif

^ it wasn’t scripted. he wanted to redo it and he stayed in character and they did keep it
capslockapocalypse:

allons-y-superwholock83:

I feel like this wasn’t actually scripted. Just that Jim didn’t like the original line and he wanted to try it again and they just kept it in the movie because its funny and Jim is awesome and his face in the last gif

^ it wasn’t scripted. he wanted to redo it and he stayed in character and they did keep it
capslockapocalypse:

allons-y-superwholock83:

I feel like this wasn’t actually scripted. Just that Jim didn’t like the original line and he wanted to try it again and they just kept it in the movie because its funny and Jim is awesome and his face in the last gif

^ it wasn’t scripted. he wanted to redo it and he stayed in character and they did keep it
capslockapocalypse:

allons-y-superwholock83:

I feel like this wasn’t actually scripted. Just that Jim didn’t like the original line and he wanted to try it again and they just kept it in the movie because its funny and Jim is awesome and his face in the last gif

^ it wasn’t scripted. he wanted to redo it and he stayed in character and they did keep it
capslockapocalypse:

allons-y-superwholock83:

I feel like this wasn’t actually scripted. Just that Jim didn’t like the original line and he wanted to try it again and they just kept it in the movie because its funny and Jim is awesome and his face in the last gif

^ it wasn’t scripted. he wanted to redo it and he stayed in character and they did keep it

capslockapocalypse:

allons-y-superwholock83:

I feel like this wasn’t actually scripted. Just that Jim didn’t like the original line and he wanted to try it again and they just kept it in the movie because its funny and Jim is awesome and his face in the last gif

^ it wasn’t scripted. he wanted to redo it and he stayed in character and they did keep it


Troy Barnes - Season 5

Troy Barnes - Season 5

Troy Barnes - Season 5

Troy Barnes - Season 5

Troy Barnes - Season 5

Troy Barnes - Season 5

Troy Barnes - Season 5

Troy Barnes - Season 5
Troy Barnes - Season 5
fundipp:

jordynjitters:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

This is what my heaven looks like

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN
fundipp:

jordynjitters:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

This is what my heaven looks like

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN
fundipp:

jordynjitters:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

This is what my heaven looks like

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN
fundipp:

jordynjitters:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

This is what my heaven looks like

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN
fundipp:

jordynjitters:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

This is what my heaven looks like

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN
fundipp:

jordynjitters:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

This is what my heaven looks like

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN

fundipp:

jordynjitters:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

This is what my heaven looks like

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN

  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
  • this would be hilarious for me because when people ask me if i speak german i always say no, which is true, but i can understand everything you are saying in german EVERYTHING
jakejinglish:

moriarty:

werewolf-teeth:

PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE


CRUMCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMUMUMCRUMBCRUMB


FLOOR

jakejinglish:

moriarty:

werewolf-teeth:

PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE

CRUMCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMUMUMCRUMBCRUMB

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FLOOR

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

bittie752:

ultrafacts:

Ultrafacts Source

The Doctor really needs to keep his gob shut.

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

thats-slightly-raven:

brethompson1704:

thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

its 8:30 at night

This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate