May 2013
Watchjavertthemusical:
toomanyforgottendreams:
kerilu:
mtnduh:
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal:...
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
hetakiosk:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
i...
aishiterushit:
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
I want to be in a relationship but then again I...
I want…
to have someone be there for me when i need them.
someone i can call mine and no one else’s
someone to love and accept me.
to have someone to do cute things with.
the cute nicknames and neck kisses.
I don’t want…
someone to have so much affect on my mood
I don’t want to get hurt
being disappointed in the end.
someone to depend on
saying goodbyes
the fact that it might...
Freaks and Geeks and Misfit Toys.:... →
findingwhatislost:
traversant:
archetypalboner:
“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”
Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.
Ding…
Umm then why do the majority of men, from my observations, go for narrow bodied women with hardly any...
Freaks and Geeks and Misfit Toys.:... →
findingwhatislost:
traversant:
archetypalboner:
“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”
Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.
Ding…
payneful-days:
im—really—weird:
jardestiel:
...
deathofadeity:
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
urbancatfitters:
group project
gmrou drjct
gmuroudjrt
murudejr
murder
grumpygandalf:
commander-cosmo:
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
me at school
me: the fuck is this
me: who the fuck are you
me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
me: walk faster fuckface
me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me: no you're a whore
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
me: pew pew nigga
me: i'd push you in front of me whore
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
letslikemakememories:
watchtheskytonight:
satan-official:
thearchangeltrickster:
bandannarama:
iamtonysexual:
biptch:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD...
“A student blows up at a teacher, drops the F-bomb. The usual approach at Lincoln...”
– Lincoln High School in Walla Walla, WA, tries new approach to school discipline — suspensions drop 85% (via mchotdog)
what a radical idea yo
(via matthewdgold)
Bam. Kids “misbehave” for actual, real, valid reasons. And have feelings.
(via amydentata)
For fuck’s sake, it takes the people in...
rufflebutts:
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
TRUE CELEBRITY DALEK CONFESSIONS
webdalek:
sherokutakari:
webdalek:
THE WEB DALEK WILL NOT GIVE YOU DIRECT SPOILERS BECAUSE THEY SPOIL THINGS.
IT IS MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING TO WATCH YOU SQUIRM AND TWIST WHILE YOU DEAL WITH THE INSOMNIA CAUSED BY MY RIDDLES.
You’ve left me with no choice…
THIS WILL COME TO WAR HUMAN!
Daphne Ashbrook: Believe it or not... →
daphneashbrook:
I’m actually not the Web Dalek. Most of his genetic material was a mix of new paradigm, Day of The Daleks era, and our webmaster’s genetic code fused in order to repair him after “the incident.” We used what was handy. The Doctor was not thrilled, but he still owed me one for hot-wiring the TARDIS and stuffing Eric Roberts The Master into The Eye of Harmony.
What we weren’t...
Embroiled in the wars of illusion: webdalek: Mad... →
webdalek:
Mad Man’s Words: WEB DALEK RIDDLES
daphneashbrook:
daphneashbrook:
thisisaslongas:
webdalek:
CLARA IS A KEY. RIVER IS A DOOR. PART OF THIS STORY WAS HIDDEN BY FOUR.
A DOCTOR WILL RISE, A DOCTOR WILL FALL, ONE FOR NOW AND ONE FOREVER MORE.
You are…
theheroheart:
simonbobx:
1. Put your username in image search. 2. Select “animated” under search tools. 3. Post result.
My illustration of Eight’s horror upon listening to Big Finish. Perfect.
This is all extremely appropriate.
claraoswinoswald:
Movies are like a one night stand, you get attached to its characters for the 2 hours of the film but show love is longer because that’s like a 7 year marriage
“One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
